sprunki phase 15 new
So There's This New Sprunki Phase 15 Thing...
Okay so I was supposed to write something proper about Sprunki Phase 15 New but honestly? I just spent 20 minutes making what I thought was gonna be a chill ambient track and it ended up sounding like my neighbor's washing machine having an argument with a fax machine. In a good way! Maybe.
Let me back up. If you've played any of the other Sprunki games (like, I dunno, that Phase 3 one everyone talks about), you know the drill: drag little dudes onto slots, they make noises, you feel like a DJ for five minutes. This "Phase 15 New" version—I'm not even sure what makes it "new" versus just "Phase 15," the internet is weird—has some... characters. One of them looks like a blue teardrop with legs and makes this "blorp" sound that's honestly my new favorite thing.
My friend Dave (not a real person, but go with it) said it reminded him of those old music toys we had as kids, where you'd hit buttons and lights would flash. This is basically that, but your parents can't take it away because it's on the internet.
How to Actually Make Something That Doesn't Sound Terrible
Right, I'm supposed to tell you how to play. Fine.
- Open the game. Duh.
- Look at the row of little icons at the bottom. They're your "band members."
- Drag one up to an empty slot. It starts making a noise. Could be a beat, a melody, a weird "whoosh."
- Drag another. And another. See what happens.
The magic (or chaos) happens when you combine them. Some combinations sync up perfectly—you get a proper little rhythm going. Others clash in ways that are either "artistically interesting" or "please make it stop." No in-between.
Personal tip: Start with one of the percussion guys (usually the ones that look like they're holding sticks or have a hat). Gives you a base. Then add a melody. Then add that weird "blorp" guy I mentioned. Trust me.
Wait, People Actually Ask Questions About This?
Looking at search data (yes, I peeked), people seem confused about a couple things. So let's pretend this is a FAQ that nobody asked for.
Q: Is this like Incredibox?
A: Yes. And no. It's in the same family—you're mixing pre-set sounds. But Sprunki has its own... vibe. More chaotic, maybe? The characters are weirder. If Incredibox is a polished studio session, Sprunki is the fun, messy jam in your friend's garage. I prefer the garage.
Q: Can I save my mix?
A: Honestly, I never remember how. I think there's a record button somewhere? I usually just screen-record on my phone if I make something I like. Low-tech solution for a low-tech brain.
Why Bother With Phase 15?
Look, if you're deep into Sprunki, you've probably already played Phase 3, Phase 4, that weird Pyramixed one... This one feels like the developers found a folder of unused sound effects from a 90s cartoon and said "sure, why not." And I'm here for it.
It's not going to teach you music theory. You're not going to make a hit song (unless your hit song sounds like robots tap-dancing in a rainstorm). But for a 10-minute break when you're supposed to be working? Perfect. It's the digital equivalent of doodling in a notebook margin.
Oh, and that screenshot up there with all the characters active? That was my attempt at making "epic trailer music." It sounds more like a carnival collapsing. 5/10, would carnival again.
Anyway, give it a shot. Or don't. I'm not your boss. But if you do make something that actually sounds good, no you didn't.
