sprunki pyramixed classic
Okay, So I Finally Tried Sprunki Pyramixed Classic...
You know how everyone's been talking about that "Pyramixed 0.9" thing? Well, I finally sat down with what they're calling the "Classic" version. Not gonna lie, I was skeptical - another mod of a mod of a... you get it. But this one? It's got... vibes.
First thing you'll notice: it feels familiar but not boring. Like putting on an old hoodie that still fits perfectly. The characters - they're all here. That weird little green guy with what sounds like a kazoo mixed with a dying robot? Yeah, he's still my favorite. Don't @ me.
So here's what you do:
1. Click stuff. Seriously. Just start clicking characters.
2. Drag things around. The order matters, I think? Sometimes it does, sometimes it just makes noise.
3. Listen. And maybe laugh. Because some of these combos sound absolutely ridiculous.
I was trying to make something that sounded like lo-fi hip hop for studying. Ended up with what my friend said sounded like "a washing machine giving birth to a techno baby." So... mission accomplished?
That One Thing Nobody Tells You
Okay so - and I only noticed this after like 20 minutes of messing around - if you drag the purple character (the one that looks like it has a hat? Or is that hair?) onto the third slot from the left... wait no, it might be the fourth. Whatever. It makes this weird "bwomp" sound that's weirdly satisfying. It's like popping bubble wrap but musical.
Which reminds me - does anyone actually know how many slots there are? I keep thinking seven, but then I lose count because I'm too busy making nonsense beats. Maybe it's six? Eight? Who cares, really.
Random Thoughts While Playing
Today's rainy, which feels appropriate for making gloomy-sounding loops. I ended up with something that could maybe be background music for someone's "aesthetic" TikTok about being sad but in a cool way.
Personal ranking of sounds (fight me):
- Blue character's hum: 10/10, would listen while doing taxes
- Red thing's clicky noise: 7/10, good for rhythm but gets annoying fast
- That yellow... bird? Alien?: 3/10, sounds like my phone alarm and I hate it
- The green one I mentioned earlier: controversial 11/10, it's chaos and I love chaos
Oh! Almost forgot. That screenshot above? That was my attempt at making something "cohesive." It sounds... fine. Not my best work, but you get the idea of what the interface looks like when you're mid-mix.
Questions Nobody Asked But I'll Answer Anyway
Q: Is this better than the original Sprunki?
A: Define "better." It's more... polished? But also weirder? Like if the original was a plain cheese pizza, this is cheese pizza with weird fancy mushrooms. Some people love it, some pick the mushrooms off.
Q: Can you actually make good music with this?
A: Define "good." Can you make interesting noise? Absolutely. Can you make something you'd actually put on a playlist? Maybe if your playlist is called "Weird Internet Sounds To Confuse My Cat."
Q: Why is it called "Pyramixed"?
A: No idea. Something about pyramids? Or maybe it's "pyramid" mixed with... mixed? I didn't do the naming, man.
Final Verdict (If You Care)
It's fun. It's stupid. It's stupid fun. Perfect for when you have 10 minutes to kill and want to make something that sounds either amazing or terrible with no in-between.
Would I play it again? Yeah, probably next time I'm supposed to be working but need to "get my creative juices flowing." Which is code for "procrastinate while making beep-boop noises."
7.5/10, minus 2.5 points because that yellow sound still haunts my dreams.
