sprunki phase 15 definitive fanmade
So Someone Actually Made a "Definitive" Phase 15 Fan Version
Okay so I was scrolling through Sprunki stuff the other day – you know how it is, one minute you're looking up how to fix your sink, next minute you're deep in some forum about whether Phase 7 or Phase 9 has better bass – and I stumbled on this. Sprunki Phase 15 Definitive Fanmade. The title alone made me chuckle. "Definitive." As if any of these versions are ever really finished. But hey, the fan community goes hard.
My first thought was: "Wait, was there even an official Phase 15?" I honestly can't remember. There's like 57 phases on Scratch alone, plus all the Pyramixed stuff, the Retakes, the Treatments... it's a whole ecosystem. But this one? It's someone's take on what Phase 15 should have been, I guess.
So what's in it? Right. The usual suspects are there – you got your beat makers, your melody droppers, your weird effect guys. But there's this one character... looks like he's made of static? Or maybe TV snow? When you drag him in, he doesn't make a clean sound, it's more like radio interference with a beat underneath. Super weird. My friend Dave (who claims to have "perfect pitch" but can't tell when the microwave is done) hated it. I kinda love it. It adds texture, you know?
How I Play It (When I Should Be Working)
Here's my go-to lazy combo when I have like 7 minutes between meetings:
- Drag in the blue dude with the hat first – always. His hi-hat-ish sound is the backbone.
- Add the green... thing. The one that looks vaguely plant-like. That's your bass. Not too heavy.
- Then the static TV guy mentioned above. For spice.
- Finally, the little orange guy who does the "woop woop" ascending melody. Place him last or it gets too chaotic too fast.
Boom. You've got a loop. Is it good? Debatable. Is it fun to listen to while you stare at a spreadsheet? Absolutely. It's like audible fidgeting.
What's weird is trying to figure out what makes this "definitive." Compared to say, the Sprunki Phase 42 madness, it's more... curated? Tamer? The sounds feel like they were picked to go together, not just thrown in a bin. There's less of that glorious, chaotic "what does THIS button do?!" energy of some other fan versions. That's not a bad thing, just different. Sometimes you want a puzzle, sometimes you want a toy box.
Random Questions I Had (And Half-Answers)
Q: Can you actually make a full song with this?
A: Define "song." Can you make a 2-minute loop that has verses and a chorus? Probably not. Can you make a vibe? 100%. I once made something that sounded like a broken arcade machine trying to console itself, and I let it play for 20 minutes while I did dishes. Very therapeutic.
Q: Is it harder than the official versions?
A: Nah. If anything, it's more forgiving. The sounds are mixed so they don't clash as brutally. It's a good entry point if the sheer noise of something like Sprunki Phase 42 v2 scares you off.
Q: Who made this and why?
A: No clue. Some hero on the internet with too much time and a love for Sprunki. We salute you, anonymous creator. Your "definitive" take is now part of the chaotic canon.
Honestly, the best part of these fan games is the sheer love poured into them. It's janky in places, the art is a mix of stolen sprites and original doodles, but it exists. Someone said "Phase 15 needs to be better" and then sat down and made it better. Or at least, made it theirs.
Final verdict? It's a solid 4/5 for what it is. Loses a point because I still can't find a character that makes a satisfying "drop." Everything kind of... builds. And then plateaus. I want a sound that feels like falling down stairs musically. Maybe in Phase 16.
Give it a shot. It's free, it's in your browser, and it's probably more interesting than whatever tab you have open right now. Unless you're reading something truly life-changing. In which case, close this and go read that. But bookmark this. For later. When you're procrastinating again.
P.S. The loading screen has a tiny doodle of a cat in the corner. I choose to believe it's the developer's cat. Good cat.
