sprunki wenda treatment 4.0
Sprunki Wenda Treatment 4.0 V2: Because One Wenda Was Never Enough Apparently
Alright, who asked for this? Seriously. Wenda Treatment 4.0. And it"s V2. Because the first 4.0 wasn"t enough, we needed a second one. The Sprunki community has its own drama YouTubers. "SprunkiGate 2023" was a thing. I wasn"t there for it, but I"m sure it was very serious business about... blobs making noises.
So Wenda. You know Wenda. The... pink one? Blue? Honestly they all blend together after a while. There"s a running joke about "Gray"s backstory" that gets more elaborate every day. Wenda probably has one too, but who has time to keep up? This mod feels like the soundtrack to a rainy day in a cyberpunk city, if the city was made of marshmallows and bad decisions.
My partner asked "Are you making music or torturing that computer?" Both. Always both. The character designs look like they were made in MS Paint in 2005. In a good way. Like, charmingly bad, not just bad-bad. There"s a weird nostalgia for early Phase versions even though they"re objectively worse. This kinda taps into that, but with more... pixels maybe?
What"s actually different in this "treatment" anyway? Are the sounds actually new or just the same blips with different names slapped on? And what age group is this even for - like, who"s the target audience for Wenda-centric content? These are the questions that keep me up at night. Not really, but you know.
Perfect for when you"re bored but not bored enough to do something useful. That"s basically the tagline for 90% of these mods. I judge character designs by how much they look like they have backstory. This one looks sad. Or maybe just tired. Can"t tell. The volume balance is weird. Bass too loud, highs too quiet. Or maybe my headphones are dying. Probably both.
There"s a specific sound that exists in every Sprunki mod. The "blip" sound. It"s here too. Of course it is. Can"t have a Sprunki mod without The Blip. It"s in the constitution or something. Someone probably shipped two characters. Of course they did. The internet ships everything. My desk has a permanent indentation where my elbow rests during Sprunki sessions. This mod probably contributed to that.
If a screensaver and a music box had a digital lovechild, this would be it. But like, a music box that only plays two notes and the screensaver is from Windows 98. There"s a comfort in knowing there will always be another Sprunki mod to try. And another. And another. It"s like digital hydra - play one, two more appear in your recommendations.
Look, if you"re really into Wenda for some reason, this is your jam. If you"re just looking for something to click for ten minutes while pretending to work, this works too. It won"t blow your mind, but it might make you smile once or twice. And sometimes that"s enough. My fingers are cold from the air conditioning but I can"t stop clicking. That"s the real review right there.
