sprunki pyramixed 0.9 temu gray
Sprunki Pyramixed 0.9 Temu Gray - The Gray One That Actually Makes Noise
Hey so I was scrolling through Platformer Online the other night, trying to find something dumb to play with my roommate, and stumbled on this thing called Sprunki Pyramixed 0.9 Temu Gray. Honestly? I almost skipped it because "Temu Gray" sounds like a discount paint color, but man am I glad we clicked it.
First thing you notice: everything's gray. Like, various shades of gray. Not depressing gray, more like "my computer monitor is from 2007" gray. But then you start clicking the little blob guys and... okay this is where it gets weirdly fun.
#14 "My partner asked 'Are you making music or torturing that computer?' Both." That's literally what my roommate said when I was dragging the gray triangle thing around. It makes this sort of... metallic scraping sound? But like, in rhythm? We were both just staring at the screen like "wait is this actually good?"
The setup is simple enough even when you've had a couple beers (not that we were drinking, officer). You got your gray blobs, your gray squares, your gray... I don't even know what that one is. A gray trapezoid? Anyway you drag them into the slots and they start making noises. Some are beeps, some are boops, one sounds suspiciously like a fax machine having an existential crisis.
#258 "If a fax machine and a dial-up modem had a baby, this would be its cries." No seriously, there's this one sound that's EXACTLY that. We kept replaying it and laughing like idiots. It's the little gray circle in the middle row - click it and prepare for dial-up nostalgia.
What's cool about this version compared to some other Sprunki mods is that even though it's all gray, the sounds actually have decent variety. Like, you'd think "gray theme = boring sounds" but nope. There's one that's clearly a distorted guitar sample, another that's like... electronic rain? I don't even know.
#312 "If a loading screen was a band, this would be their first single." That's the vibe. It's like the music that would play while your computer is thinking really hard about whether to update Windows. But catchy!
So my roommate and I spent like 20 minutes just trying to make the worst possible combination of sounds. We succeeded, obviously. The secret is putting the high-pitched beep (top right gray thing) with the low drone (bottom left) and then adding the "fax machine" sound for good measure. Sounds like a robot choking.
#45 "I've developed preferences for specific sound designers. This feels like [redacted]'s work." I won't name names but whoever made this Temu Gray version clearly knows their weird electronic sounds. There's a consistency to the audio quality that's missing from some jankier mods.
Random thing I wondered while playing: What's the average play session length for something like this? For us it was about 25 minutes before we got distracted by pizza. But honestly, that's perfect for hanging out - long enough to actually make a few decent beats, short enough that you don't get bored.
Another question that popped up: Can I customize the controls? Not really, it's just click and drag. But honestly that's part of the charm - no settings to mess with, just pure "click thing, hear noise" simplicity.
If you're looking for something to do with friends that requires zero skill and maximum silliness, Sprunki Pyramixed 0.9 Temu Gray is surprisingly solid. It's not going to win any awards for visual design (it's literally all gray), but the sounds are oddly satisfying and there's something hilarious about making "music" that sounds like office equipment rebelling.
Just don't expect to make anything that sounds actually good. Embrace the weird. That's the whole point.
